I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Randomize
