No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
its not stalking. its research.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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