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his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
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