belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
