I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Drake has all the answers
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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