Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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