drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I've blown a few things in my day
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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