So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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