Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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