i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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