You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
So vagazzling was a success
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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