She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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