ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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