Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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