So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
what the fuck happened to the tacos
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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