How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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