So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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