sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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