Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He? As in you personified your dick?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
