So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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