the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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