I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
3 2 1 whiskey
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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