what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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