real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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