If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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