I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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