She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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