turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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