i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The feeling are messing with the penis
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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