You work out of a Hotel?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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