yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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