I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think im going to throw up on grandma
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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