Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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