my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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