So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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