HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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