I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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