I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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