and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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