Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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