whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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