If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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