I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
We got so high we made milksteak
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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