? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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