You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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