he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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