found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i just had sex bonerless
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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