Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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