i permit you to call me
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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