is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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