just come out here and I will go home with you...
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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