nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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