is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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