He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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